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1.) Someone in Beijing has been hitting my site, 3 or 4 times a day for the past two weeks, trying to access the topless picture of Jessica Lange that I linked to, in my first blog entry. Wierd, huh?
That link has been active here since January 2006 and someone in China is using my first blog entry to oggle J.Lange's nibblies. This guy (and I don't think that I'm making a big assumption to think that it's a guy) never looks at anything else on my blog. Just the first entry. And just the link to the boobie picture.
I want to tell this guy "Dude. Save it on your own computer. You can set as your desktop and perv the lady anytime you want. Please, go and enjoy it with my blessings!"
2.) Yesterday, some anonymous user in Morocco used the Google translation program to view the front page of my blog in French. It took me a little bit to find the program he used and to get it to work for me, but you should be able to look at the front page of my blog, IN FRENCH, using this link.
Okay, let me say that I think that's fucking cool. Somebody was curious enough about what I'm writing to translate it over to their native language. And what I write looks cool as shit, in French.
For example, check out this gem...
En réalité, sont les vétérinaires chevronnés d'improv qui commercent le bagout et les zingers soulârds avec la synchronisation parfaite comme un bas-loyer Martin et Lewis.
and this one...
Me baiser avec un Web-Tireur !
Thanks for checking out my website, Mr. Anonymous Moroccan visitor. Your francophilliac view of my blog has absolutely made my day. As it turns out, I'm fucking fascinating in ANY language!
Je suis un ballot,
Mr.B
2 comments:
offt5opic, but did you evver write more of this? is it all together somewhere?
A.) A BRAND NEW chapter of "The Broken Jade Gambit", my noir detective story (We are excited to expand Calvin Mann's world a bit, in the next episode. You'll meet other important characters in his story.)
Hello Anonymous,
Thanks for your interest!
You can access all 5 "Chapters" of The Broken Jade Gambit by visiting this link.
http://-word-.blogspot.com/search/label/CalvinMann
Each Chapter should also link you to the other chapters. I try to check those links and make sure that they're still working. You can read the chapters in order or pick whichever one interests you the most and skip around. There isn't really a through narrative, so it's not neccessary to go in order.
And yes, there's another chapter of the story in the works. The germ of the idea for the next chapter just came to me, a day or so ago. I'm working out the plot points (such as they are) right now. I know that there's going to be a mistaken identity and a brutal beating and as much "gangster slang" as I can pack in there.
You should see it posted some time soon.
And thanks for your interest. Your inquiry into the story's status was a very happy surprise. It's a pleasure to know that somebody, anybody, is interested.
See you in the funny papers!
Mr.B
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